One Liners

• He took a gulp of water from his disposable water bottle when he felt sad while watching a video of a turtle stuck in a six pack ring.

• The turkey was still hot, but his body had turned cold.

• The Chief Lumber Jack felt honoured when he was given the opportunity to cut the last living tree.

• She has crossed through dangerous borders to get to this country, but she failed while crossing a road in the country.

• The boy did not know who was real; the Santa that came every year to visit him or the parents who never came to visit him at the orphanage.

• He had the best food ever in his lifetime and his life was going to end with a sentence.

• My husband is a good man, but to a lot of women.

• The view was beautiful and then the branch snapped.

• He was in love with her, but things didn't work out the way they wanted; it's been so long since he had seen her; her gravestone read ‘1995-2015’.

• The only thing she remembered from her date was the coffee stain on her dress.